A Trip to the Scorpion Farm

By NERVraij

A.N.: All these characters are made up by me. Any resemblance between this story and events in real life and other stories are purely coincidental.

Here is a story

I will now tell

About a few friends

Who got along well

First, there is Josh

He never did grow

But he's still cool

We all love him so

Next is our gay friend

Oops, I mean Brian

He thinks he's a heartbreaker

But we don't see any girls cryin'

Melanie sleeps all day

She only wakes up to eat

Staring at things is what she does

Thinking that everything is neat

There is still one more to go

Who's that chasing after that guy?

It's Lynne, of course

She thinks Jake is fly

One day there was tension between the four

Lynne wouldn't share her piece of candy, so

She kept running and running out the door

The other three chased and chased her fast

But then they stopped when a glue store they passed

Melanie flirted with the cute store clerk

As the boys stole glue while she did her work

"Where'd Lynne go?" asked the three

They had lost her while they were in the store, you see

"There! There! She's there...oh darn."

Lynne had entered a scorpion farm

Josh was scared and backed away slowly

"Come on!" shouted Mel, "we got to end this story."

So into the scorpion farm they ran

But then Brian stopped to buy a fan

They looked through every nook and cranny

Josh even met his old nanny

Finally they stopped to watch a show

Then Josh said, "Where'd Melanie go?"

Josh and Brian then found Lynne

Sitting next to the lost and found bin

There was no more candy, it was in Lynne's tummy

Josh said, "It must've been yummy."

"Where's Melanie?" asked Lynne looking at the two

They replied, "We don't know, we thought she was with you."

They looked into the scorpion pit

And saw Melanie having a fit

"Save me! Someone!" she said throwing her shoe

A voice suddenly shouted, "I will save you!"

Everyone looked at who just spoke

It was Irvyn, that ain't no joke

So Irvyn saved Melanie from this danger

And Melanie stared at this stranger

All was safe and sound once more

Peace was among the friends four

Melanie looked at Irvyn again

"Screw Daryn!" she said, "you're my new friend."

Irvyn smiled as the other three sighed

They all wish they had now died

Everyone left and went home

As the streetlights shone

Finally this story has come to an end

About these four plus one friend