Disneyland is evil. It just is. IT RUINED MY CHILDHOOD!!!!! DAMN THOSE LITTLE MECHANICAL PEOPLE! You know why they have them sing, don’t you? They sing to hypnotize the little children! IT’S A FREAKIN’ CONSPIRACY. The song is so damn addicting that the kids memorize it. And so, they’re filled with a false sense of happiness. But the happiness is FAKE. Disneyland does nothing but give these children a false sense of happiness. It’s not a happy place, it’s an EVIL place. All of the singing is just to hypnotize us. DARN YOU DISNEYLAND!!!!!!!

From: NERVraij